BEST...WEDDING GIFT.....EVER

At midnight, D and I were still awake...trying desperately to sleep..nah, we were running our mouths like we used to do in college. We pondered outloud about an upcoming wedding of a good friend.

I jokingly suggested we get them a very ugly vase as a wedding present. He suggested we purchase them matching butt plugs (accompanied by a poem, no less). Yes, I said matching butt plugs. Of course if there is a poem to go with some butt plugs, I think that it should definitely be a Haiku.

So here is our butt plug Haiku:

On this special day
one family forms from two.
Here's butt plugs for you!

If that wasn't enough, my husband then came up with a Hallmark style poem:

On this special day, when families
become one. We know you're busy. So
many things to be done.
We don't want you to miss out on any fun
in the sack. So here's two butt plugs
to stick up your crack!

So take some time to get with your husband/wife and come up with your own Butt Plug Poetry. It strengthens a family.