Fashionista or no? 

Riddle me this

What is the purpose of sin in a world in which all sin is negated by a single sacrifice?

Joke of the Day

A multi-millionaire has three girlfriends, all about the same, and he has to decide which one to marry. So he gives each one a million dollars to spend any way she wants. The women don't know it, but this is how he's going to decide which one to marry.

The first one goes out and blows the whole thing shopping.

The second one takes it to the bank and saves it.

The third one invests it and doubles the million.

Which one do you think he chose?









Why...the one with the biggest tits, silly.

This is my sister. Yes, I have been seething with jealously ever since I was a wee little girl. But just look at her. Isn't she flipping FABULOUS! I love her soo much and I am soo happy for her. She's done such a wonderful job on L.A. Weightloss. Way to go, E!! 

I've got a secret

Oh, it's a doozy too. You wouldn't know it by looking at me...you couldn't tell by reading what I write...it's just something that would show itself if you were with me 24/7.

I'm lazy.

Disgustingly, horribly, irrovocably, lazy. I'm too lazy to even see if that last sentence made sense...and don't even ask me to spell check this.

I'm so lazy, I don't really want to finish this post. All the effort it takes to write a couple of sentences might put me into a coma.

How do I get up in the morning? How do I manage to exercise and clean and take care of a toddler and feed the family and various other things??? I just don't know. I haven't got a clue how I pull this off everyday. I may be possessed. The real me wouldn't even get out of bed, let alone clean something.

Huzzah!

Simple and to the point....

C went potty!

Shopping Spree

Ode to Money

I likes it.

I likes it ALOT.

I have been non-stop spending since I got some cashola. The ring I selected to replace my lost one is here. It's soo cute and should cause less pain if it comes in contact with other's skin.

My wonderful friends, A and T....lol, I'm glad I didn't put that down as T and A. hehehehehe (I am soo juvenile) Anyway, they took me out to Ross. It's a clothing store that discounts name brand items...sorta like TJ Maxx. For those who don't have a Ross in the area.

I spent $100 and I let them pick out everything for me. Wow, my friends have a GREAT sense of style. I feel fabulous! For that $100, I got 3 skirts, 2 pairs of jeans, and 4 shirts. Nice, huh. :)

I also purchased a freaking duvet cover...(Jefferson's theme song plays in my head). It almost looks like this one. Except the flowers are all concentrated in the middle and there are little beads stitched in for accent. Oh yeah...my blanket only cost $37. The Target one is a whopping $129 (bed in a bag).

Okay, that's enough out of me for now. I need to go floss my teeth with some leftover cash. Cheers.