Minding my own business

I was in the kitchen making miso soup...minding my own business, when C spoke from the living room, "Look Momma, I found an asshole!".
Yes, I was shocked. Then she said, "I found another asshole, Momma!"

I walk into the living room to find her eating black olives and looking at the "closed" end. For those of you who don't eat olives, there is a little cross-shaped cut in one end. She was saying, "I found the X-hole, Momma!"

Way to show off your alphabet skills, little one. :)