"My Peanuts!" By The Big D.

So, I’m toweling off after a shower last night when Sarah comes into the bathroom with C.

C is there to brush her teeth in preparation for bedtime.

She sees me drying off and asks, “Daddy, you dry your ‘gina?”

“No, sweetie. I don’t have a vagina. I have a penis,” I explain.

“Oh, peanuts!”

“No, penis.”

“Peanuts!”

“No—”

“Here, Daddy,” she grabs a plastic tea kettle that doubles as a bath toy for her, “let me put water on your peanuts.”

“No, that’s okay.”

“There!" she mimics a pouring motion. "All clean your peanuts.”


True story, I swear. Now she loves to talk about how Daddy has peanuts and Mommy has a 'gina'. That girl is crazy.

I give up

I am not Superwoman. Time to lower my standards. Ahhh, freedom.

I don't know...XPIG? Doesn't sound flattering.

20 Questions to a Better Relationship

eXpressive: 6/10Practical: 5/10Physical: 3/10Giver: 8/10

You are a XPIG--Expressive Practical Intellectual Giver. This makes you a Catch.You are a magazine-cover, matinee idol dreamboat. Parents love you and want to set you up with their kids. However, first dates are tough because it takes time for your qualities to come out. You are generous and kind. You think first and act later. You are cool in a conflict, but your practical side means if your partner throws out emotional appeals ("why can't we do what I want for a change?") they will grate on your nerves, even when the conflict is resolved. You're a romantic. You enjoy the thrill of the hunt, and you don't just fall into bed with anyone. You pay close attention to your significant other's needs, and this makes you an excellent lover and partner. The problem is that your friends and lovers may find it so easy to express things to *you* that they lose sight of whether you feel as comfortable with *them*! This doesn't necessarily make you feel under-appreciated -- you're too well-adjusted and self-aware for that -- but you may feel restless. Thus you seek adventure in your life outside the relationship to prove and actualize yourself. Of all the types, you would make the best parent. You are coiffed. Didja see "Big Fish"? 'Cause you're like Ewan MacGregor in "Big Fish."Of the 192151 people who have taken this quiz, 9.3 % are this type.

For Denine: Anthony Zerbe (Teaspoon from Young Riders) 

5 days, 4 nights

without you. It's only been an hour and it already feels like an eternity. I feel like a teenager.... have fun in New Orleans...but not TOO much fun!

Perfect Love

by Trisha Yearwood

Sunday morning when the paper comes

Let's read it front to back

And see what's going on

Drink our coffee by the flower bed

And talk about the stuff that's running through our heads

When you look at me the way you do

I can't help but look right back at you

Yeah, this is a perfect love

We're doing nothing but what a perfect love does

We're not trying to make history

It's just you and me

In a perfect love

Hey let's drive to the edge of town

See what there is to see and then turn back around

Stop by and see your Mom and Dad

And hear them talk about the busy week they had

Then let's take a walk beside the lake

See what kind of fun we can make

Yeah, this is a perfect love

We're doing nothing but what a perfect love does

We're not trying to make history

It's just you and me

In a perfect love

Oh ain't it a perfect love

I know you love me

Just because

Yeah, this is a perfect love

We're doing nothing but what a perfect love does

We're not trying to make history

It's just you and me

In a perfect love

Have I shown you this before?

I have to go back to this site every once in a while....just to know that everything is gonna be alright.
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