"My Peanuts!" By The Big D.

So, I’m toweling off after a shower last night when Sarah comes into the bathroom with C.

C is there to brush her teeth in preparation for bedtime.

She sees me drying off and asks, “Daddy, you dry your ‘gina?”

“No, sweetie. I don’t have a vagina. I have a penis,” I explain.

“Oh, peanuts!”

“No, penis.”

“Peanuts!”

“No—”

“Here, Daddy,” she grabs a plastic tea kettle that doubles as a bath toy for her, “let me put water on your peanuts.”

“No, that’s okay.”

“There!" she mimics a pouring motion. "All clean your peanuts.”


True story, I swear. Now she loves to talk about how Daddy has peanuts and Mommy has a 'gina'. That girl is crazy.