Nothing to see here folks
Just move along. It's not like I have my DSL back...oh wait, yes, yes I do have it back!!
Ahh, to surf the web at lightning speeds (how many naked pictures of Antonio Banderas can you get to load at the same time?). To put C on ignore for hours at a time (Honey, I know you are only 2, but could you maybe make yourself a sandwich...thanks. Mommy is busy now.).
Maybe I can get back to my dream of trying to find a nice little online job. :)
I feel so whole again. This is better than Zoloft.
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