There are volcanos here??

Sure, there are a couple of volcanos in my vicinity...but you don't really expect them to pop...I mean, come on...this is the 21st century. Haven't we figured out how to stop those things yet?
Mt. St. Helens has been showing some activity this week. Here is a Seattle-Times article that I didn't read fully. But I did notice this quote:

"If an eruption were to occur at Mount St. Helens, it's one of the better places in the country for it to happen," Miller said.

OMG, this made me laugh. Where the hell else is that volcano supposed to errupt? Of course it's the best place for it to blow...it can't get up and walk away.